OLE & LENA

Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high-speed golf ball ........right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he takes himself to the doctor. He asks, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé, Lena, is still a wirgin - in every vay."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your 'Willie' in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, however." He then takes four tongue depressors and forms a neat little 4-sided splint, and tapes it all together . . . quite an impressive work of art.

Ole mentions none of this to Lena. He marries her, and they go on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful untouched breasts and says, "You're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez."

Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, . . . . "Look at dis, ..still in da CRATE!"