Well it's almost the Christmas season and I hope you'll enjoy this song & video as it may put you in the Christmas mood.
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Christmas 2007
* SPOOKY! *
FACT or FICTION....?
YOU decide!
This photograph taken in 1916 is showing a figure likely being the soul of someone departing.
A couple took a picture of their one year old baby in the car. The car stopped outside a cemetery of the 17th century. NO COMMENTS.
A couple take a photo of their baby , while the TV was switched off. This face appeared. The fact that a picture was taken, its proved by the flash next to the figure!
A couple on vacation took a photo of their daughter. When the film was developed, a lady without legs appeared.
This is a scene from the film called "Three men and a baby". A boy behind the curtains appeared. They say that this boy was killed in the same room that the film was taking place.
This picture was taken by a reporter in Indonesia, in 1993. The reporter wanted to take a photo of a room where a mass killing was done. When the photo was developed showed this!! It is said that people that were looking at this picture for long, had nervous breakdown problems afterwards.
NO COMMENTS!!!!!!!! Look at these photos carefully!!!
Bad Joke? You decide!
St Peter and St Paul are standing at the Pearly Gates, when Pavarotti comes up.
St Peter says to St Paul "Here's that tenor I owe you"
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Four Catholic Mothers
Over a coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly discussing their four son's achievements in life.
First mother, her voice full of pride says, "My son is a Priest, and when he enters the room everyone calls him Reverend."
First mother, her voice full of pride says, "My son is a Priest, and when he enters the room everyone calls him Reverend."
Second mother, with a smirk on her face says, "My son is a Bishop and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Excellency."
Third mother: "Far be it for trying to humiliate you but my son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Eminency."
The Fourth mum takes a sip from her coffee, and the others look at her questioningly as if to say "Sure he is not the Pope?" and then she whispers in awe and adoration:
"My son is a formidable 190 centimetres tall and very muscular stripper, and when he enters the room people go into a trance and yell at the tops of their voices: "Oh My God!""
NAFF Thames Christmas Tape
Video DescriptionIf you thought that the cute looking puppets from your average TV show behaved well on other shows, think again. Zippy and George, from British children's TV show "Rainbow", talk dirty with Jim Davidson and Tommy Boyd. Copyright (c) 2007 YouTube, Inc. |
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