Barbie

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person,

"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers,

"Which one do you mean, sir? We have:

• Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
• Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
• Beach Barbie for $19.95,
• Disco Barbie for $19.95,
• Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
• Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
• Skater Barbie for $19.95,
• and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

"The amazed father asks:

"It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and ... one of Ken's Friends."