Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in New York. Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign says, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".
Paddy says to be sure to his pal, "When we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune with stock like that. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just back up my truck and ...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y' know dat?"
The owner says, "This is a Dry Cleaner's."
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