I would Love to be eight again

A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.What a Day!He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M& M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

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A Woman's view - The moral of this story: Even when a man IS listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

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A Man’s view - The moral of this story: Even when a woman may SAY something, she does not mean what she says.

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