A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.What a Day!He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M& M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
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A Woman's view - The moral of this story: Even when a man IS listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
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A Man’s view - The moral of this story: Even when a woman may SAY something, she does not mean what she says.
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